Is I just me or did the USADA accidentally use a urine sample in their breakfast cereal this week. Seriously, way to suck the fun out of the 2012 triathlon season, it was just getting interesting. Fun-suckers.
There are two types of people in this world: fun-suckers and fun-makers.
I try not to hang out with fun-suckers, but this sport seems to be full of them. Seriously, why do you need to take yourselves so seriously all the time? I get it, you want to do your best, but would it kill you to have a little fun at the same time? Or at least smile once in a while? You fun-suckers are the people that don’t let the fun-makers skateboard barefoot at 3am after 12 shots of tequila. Like anything bad could happen.
When plagued with injuries that sidelined training this spring, my friends and I decided to make some fun out of the races we’d already spent money on. You fun-sucking types probably would have just skipped the race in fear that the sub-optimal result would taint your averages on Athlinks. Heaven forbid people know you are human.
Us, fun-makers, don matching outfits and smile throughout the races. Need proof do ya?
I might need a cheek massage from smiling so much.
Fun-suckers don’t have awesome fun-making friends that do awesome fun-making things: Chicks in the Sticks
Fun-suckers don’t have awesome fun-making parents and fun-making siblings:
[I have a really good photo to put here once my dad sends it to me, but in case it doesn’t make it picture a group of 9 people all in matching t-shirts about to run the April Fools Half Marathon]
But there is still hope for fun-suckers. They can see their sucking ways and turn it around. Reach out to your fun-sucking friends in need. Lets all make more fun.